People,
I know I haven't been treating my blog right for a while now. Hopefully this post will help kick start things. I was tagged recently by fellow-editors Sujatha and Deepti Lamba with this very interesting set of questions titled "22 Things That A Man Wants To Know About Women"(The "when he is not so absorbed with himself" quip was my own addition).
Since I was tagged by the two ladies I wondered if maybe I get to put up 44 answers, but then decided that since men were confused as it is when it comes to this subject it would be a great disservice to the tag if I were to mislead these confounded beings even more with my heartless ambiguity.
So here are my answers:
1.How do you feel after a one night stand?
If you are a desi dude, I am a coy, squirming virgin.
2.Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
I don't floss my teeth, so flossing my ass is out of question.
3.Does it hurt?
Do you want it to? (insert wicked giggle and BDSM style whip)
4.Do you know when you are acting crazy?
Nah, its never me. Its always the other person.
5.Does size really matter?
If you are small then it does...but if you are big then its the technique ;)
6.When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
I dunno, kinda depends on how Bill looks
7.Why do you take so long to get ready?
Takes a while to create a look that will hopefully take attention from your sloppy dressing sense and the mustard stain on your tie.
8.Do you watch Porn?
More into erotic stories really. Besides it is painful to find out that there are men out there with dongs bigger than yours.
9.Will something from Tiffany solve everything?
On the contrary, it won't solve anything at all.
10.Are you guys as big a mystery to yourself as you are to us
No, we've gotten ourselves all figured out. You are slower and therefore stumped.
11.Why do you sometimes think you are fat?
I also sometimes think you are stupid.
12.Why are you always late?
Cause you make me "come" late. (if you get the drift) ;)
13.Does it bother you when we scratch?
Depends on where the itch is.
14.Do you wish you could pee standing?
Nope...if a genie appears in front of me I cannot see myself going "I wish I could pee standing up"
15.Why do so many women cut their hair as soon as they get married?
I had no idea they did.
16.How often do you think about sex?
More than you think.
17.What do you think about women who sleep with men on their first date?
I try not to think about them
18.Would you?
Nah, there's a lot going on on a first date.
19.Do you realize every guy wants a girl like his mom
Do you realize every girl wants a guy like her dad?
20.Why does every woman think she can change her man?
I don't...so there goes the "every woman" theory
21.Does it matter the kind of car I drive?
If everything else about you is questionable then yes it does.
22. Do you ever fart?
I'll just let you be surprised...why kill the suspense?
